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2 What is the most beautiful thing you have ever destroyed?
Possibly every plant I've tried to grow. I'm terrible with them. Always have been. His Lordship is the gardener in this house. We had the most beautiful rose bush and I was in charge. Dead in a few months. *sigh*

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30 Would it be better to never be able to say yes or never be able to say no?
That's a good one. Hmmm. I think it would be pretty awful if one could never say no. I've learned that saying no can save your sanity.

( June Questions )

Even though I've found some of these questions to be...questionable, I think I'll carry on with this for at least another month!

28 If you dropped your mobile phone down the portaloo on Day 3 of Glastonbury Festival would you retrieve it?
I have never been to Glastonbury, nor do I plan to go. I have, however, been to Burning Man 5 times. It's been quite awhile since I've been and one of the best things about it WAS there was NO CELL SERVICE. So phones were moot. I never had a phone with me, I was totally free. It was glorious. Of course (PSA TIME) Burning Man IS NOT A MUSIC FESTIVAL. Nor is it a place for "influencers". Gah. If I had dropped my camera, I would probably retrieve it. We had our own shower! Yes, it was outdoors. We was wild.

( June Questions )

26 What's the nicest (true) thing you could say about me?
Ummm, I don't know you. But I will say that I will hold you and yours to the highest good. We can always use some good.

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24 If you had to wear somebody's guts for garters who would you disembowel in order to facilitate your socks staying up?
Hmmmm. I don't think I'd want an enemy on my skin or near my skin. Negative reminders. Can I disembowel an already dead person? This question is icky. And I don't wear socks....mostly.

( June Questions )

22 Would you prefer to have seven arms or eyes in the back of your head?
According to my boys, I already have eyes in the back of my head! And the "smeller of a hound dog". Bwahahahahahahaha!

And 7 arms would require a whole new wardrobe so, no.

( June Questions )

20 If you had to hide an elephant in your house where you would put it?
Paint their toenails red, yellow orange, green, blue and brown and hide them in my M&M bowl!

It's an old Boy Scout joke.

( June Questions )

18 What do you think the tooth fairy does with all the teeth?
Makes lovely necklaces out of them that she gives away as gifts to the other legendary figures. Who gently pack them away because, ewwww.

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16 Would you rather be a cat or a dog?
I've always said I wanted to come back as MY dog. Pepper was such a good puppy. I miss him. And we spoiled him rotten.

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14 Which seemingly respectable celebrity do you suspect is a coked-up sex pest?
You know...I just don't really care about "celebrities". Why would I? I don't know any, probably they wouldn't want to know me.

I will say that Jon Stewart is my "celebrity" hero right now! ;)

( June Questions )